I’M SO HERE FOR THIS

Lexi ♉| she/her || Dame (Knight) of Space
Personal Blog || Hobbyist digital "artist"
Into videogames, fiction books, biology & comics


forgot i had the ancient arrows equipped and accidentally sent this man to eeby deeby
would like to let everyone know that after i accidentally did this the yiga clan didnt ambush me for an in real life week
Solarsyrup your TAGS-
actually gonna cry reading about the guy who created miffy he looks so jolly
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One day, I’ll wake up in a place where I’ll feel loved & safe.
I won’t care if I only have a sofa to live in because there’ll be a roof over my head & no one else there to make me feel like less than a person. I’ll be able to finally be myself & laugh & cry without feeling judged or yelled at.
I hope that day will come soon 🤍
I love being overly perky friendly cheery when saying goodbye to customers who were really rude to me. I’m still being nice even though you’ve been a straight up bitch, I bet you feel you feel shit about yourself now huh asshat
I work in a call center and my hands down absolute proudest moment ever was when a customer told me “Fuck you” as he was ending the call and I pretended I had totally misheard him and thought he was saying “Thank you” and I chirped in my brightest customer service voice “You too! Have a good day!”.
Our calls get randomly pulled and marked for training and quality purposes and my boss who marked that call totally believed that I had misheard that guy. When she left we were having drinks and told a funny story about how I had once misinterpreted a “Fuck you” as a “Thank you” and responded with cheery friendly “You too!”. I took great pleasure in looking her in the eye and telling her I knew exactly what he had said and that I told him to get fucked without actually telling him to get fucked.
Retail work is amazing. You ask customers how their day is going and they tell you “I killed my father when I was 10” and then give them change



